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House Band "Immaculate
Contraption" Releases New Album! Click Here for MP3s!
New This Month! Mary
Melee Discusses
The Benefits of Nitros Oxide Therapy |
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Hi! I'm Mary.
(click for bio) I like sunshine and
flowers, and cookies, and big fluffy pillows.Clouds
are funny.
If I were a green bean, that would be weird because I eat
meatloaf sometimes. |
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upcoming discussion of Pointilism, and its impact on environmental issues in the United
Arab Emirates. |
Absurd Chief Editor Spotcat Increases Web
Traffic by Hijacking All Domains |
Dour, crotchety spotcat
(click for bio) requested Network Solutions
point all dns requests to Absurd's IP last month. NSI complied without comment.
ICANN furious but ineffectual as usual.Special Address by Spotcat |
"Stupid Humans"
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