Mary Melee Mary Melee| Born: Priors: |
Mary Minihaha
Melee, Phoenix, AZ Stating she was, "fulfilling my ultimate destiny," Ms. Melee was arrested while posing as a slot machine near the entrance of Circus Circus Casino, Las Vegas, Nevada. (1992) Served 24 hours after her cable access show, "Landing a trekkie through sensual massage" was raided by BATF agents. All charges were later dropped when it was discovered that the wrong set had been raided. Agents mistook her show for their real target, "The Christian Science Monitor Hour with Chuck Mangioni". (1997) Held under suspicion for mailing 28,000 cigarette butts to budding love interest John C. Dvorak of ZDTV's chat show Silicon Spin. (Last week) |
| Credentials: | An unhealthy attraction to psychopathic idiot savants. |
| Current Location: |
Currently under house arrest for "collecting pigeons" in a Tuscon, AZ public park. |