If I were Captain Picard...

	There is really no specific point to this article except to state that counselor Troi from the Starship Enterprise is one of the hottest babes I've seen since that green chick from the original Star Trek pilot. Sure, nurse Chapel had her thing going back in the day, and that doctor Crusher ain't no slouch, but Troi. Whooo!

This, now...this is an axe.

I guess I should at least mention our pal Patrick. He went through sort of a metamorphosis, don't you think?

From Neanderthal to cueball. Do the French have nooklear wessels in their navy? Perhaps Pat spent a few too many years tending the antimatter mix chamber.

Are you questioning
my authority?

The real reason I took this assignment was to court Ms. Sirtis. She's a fascinating woman, with ample ...erm... talent, and a beautiful ...ook... personality.

And I have it on good authority that her turn-ons include dangerous, balding men. Just wait until I show her my collection of action figures, and the diorama I made out of ChexMix boxes and twist ties depicting her fighting off Borg drones on the bridge of ol' 1701D.

	Ridiculously incongruous or unreasonable (from absurde < Latin absurdus)

Ridiculously incongruous or unreasonable (from absurde < Latin absurdus)

Ridiculously incongruous
or unreasonable (from absurde < Latin absurdus)