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Note: Spotcat doesn't know we put up this article, so try to keep your oohs and ahhs
to a minimum. Oh, and get your toothbrush ready, because you'll need it."Dogs are goofy" by
Mary Melee
Dogs are goofy. It's an established fact.
However, in the same manner that we laugh at a comedian for pointing out the obvious,
those of us who love an honor canines do so because we recognize the humanity in
dog-ity. Um...hot dogity...erm....
Bleeeeaaaahhhh!
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Take this picture, for instance. Does your drivers license photo look any better than this one?
I thought so. We all get caught with our "true self" showing from time to
time. The thing about dogs is that they have no other self to show.
Humans, on the other hand, can't be trusted because we know
how to lie. Wow, I didn't know I could be so existential. I guess now I should
wax about man's inhumanity to man.
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Or, I could introduce you to my pal Nutmeg.
He's a Jack Russell Terrier. Talk about existentialism. The photo to the right
just oozes Kafka all over the place, doesn't it? |
Hey! This thing squeaks!
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Getting back to the subject, dogs are goofy. They sometimes mistake litterboxes for
cookie jars, they like to chew on underwear (not altogether an inhuman trait), and they
trust humans implicitly when they're shown just a teaspoon of love and attention.
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Are you my mommy? |
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