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We process tens of applications each year from people interested in
contributing their stories to our magazine. If you have a tale to tell, or if you answer "yes" to item number 4, then we would love to hear from you. Please note that all material received will be subject to gross plagarism, and may be placed in the executive washroom in lieu of toilet tissue. |
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Can you program a VCR? |
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4. | Are you female, 25 - 35, and interested in pursuing a new relationship? |
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