Absurd - The Misspelled Page

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	I dont' no why, but my editor he calls this the Misspelled Page. Its plane to see that I no more about the Englush language than he do. Im M.C. Pickel. I spend lot of time in chat rooms on the Inerent, and I right stories about things I learned. in this ishoe, well take a look at some fasinating thing.
.	First up is the heartworming storey about Poz the cat	Poz like to do things with his famly, and he resently decides he liked to lick on some glue. We'll let me tell you he was beside hisself when he got sticky face and try to lick it all of. He didnt' get hurt or nothing. The vegitarian say Poz is going to be just find. Her owners wont' leave no more glue out on the floor him no more. So ah's well that ins well, ok? :o)
Home Email Spotcat	My necks storey is very strange.	i was on the way to go rent some moveys at the libary when I seen these fish on a string. They look dead but I picked them up and put them in a bowel of water. I think they mite be some electric easels. The Ind
.	Editor's note: M.C. is currently undergoing psychotherapy and submits articles to this site as part of his many 12-step processes. These articles appear from time to time so that we can claim M.C. as a tax writeoff.

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