M.C. Pickle M.C. Pickle

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Jerry Carrothers Malard Pickle

Wanted for alledgedly trafficking in entropy.  (1991) (1992) (1979) (1942) (1420)

Provided American Motors Corp. with the plans for the Pacer.  Warrants still outstanding.

Arrested in Seattle at a Tom Petty concert for disorderly conduct.  While allegedly wearing a Starfleet Admiral's uniform and brandishing a "phazer" (banana), he proclaimed the Heartbreakers were in violation of the "prime directive", and hurled handfuls of ketchup packets into the stands.   (1995)

Our Lady of Peace Hospital, Wilmington, Delaware.  Currently under psychiatric evaluation.  Insists he is  Wheem-ha-taunja, Prince of the Galactic Realm of Gnomes.

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