Abe Hazard Abe Hazard| Born: Priors: Current Location: |
Abraham P.
Hazard Big Hog Lick, Kentucky, USA Held for questioning for weapons violation at a church social (1976) Co-founder of Felcro, a misguided Velcro knockoff. (Served 48 hours for egging the house of the inventor of Velcro (1982)) Attempted to highjack the Popemobile from a Quick-E-Lube in Rome while posing as the pontiff. Authorites tipped off by his home-made newspaper pope hat. Served 36 hours and three years community service (1992) Unknown, possibly living in an alley near the Portuguese embassy. |