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Introducing the
Compaque c2000 Personal WebPeecee
by Plasmodium MacrowerxClassic
Retro styling makes this the pc for uninformed
yuppies who believe the box is more important than
what's inside!
As we move into the new
"millenium" (erm...nobody can count can they?), the stylish pc box is the in
thing. Everyone wants the latest flashy looking case shaped like a missile silo,
salt shaker, or Volkswagen Beetle.
Answering the call, Plasmodium
Macrowerx has developed the c2000!
Whether you work in the office, or in your kitchen, this one-of-a-kind design
will look great on your desk, or under your cabinets. Packed with features normally
found in pre-Pentium pc's, the c2000 will look cool no matter what you try
to do with it.
If you believe your
car runs better after going
through the car wash, then this is the PC for you!
| Motherboard |
Looks really cool. Trust us. You
can't actually get to it, because this box can't be upgraded in any way. But it's in
there, really. |
| Processor |
Factory reconditioned 486 33Mhz, some with 64k
cache! (upgrade extra) |
| Memory |
Yes |
| Hard Drive |
Two! Count 'em, two 170Meg hard drives!
That's over 300 megabytes of storage space! |
| Floppy Drive |
Yep, it's got one of those doohickies, too! |
| Monitor |
The revolutionary, sleek design lines would be
spoiled by connecting a monitor. |
| Keyboard |
Plugs right in there, and it's a cool
grayish-tan color! |
| Packaged Software |
Microsquish Widoz 3.14 beta O.S.,
Encyclopedia Galaxian (reference edition), Ma Jong, Solitaire (shareware), Checkbook-like
software, Tube Raider Gold, MindSleeper (shareware) |
Look for this and other products at your local Plasmodium Store, or
try to figure out how to order one online right here! We paid over $25,000.00 to a
consulting firm to build our e-store, so it probably works!
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