Mickey "the bag" Houston Mickey "the bag" Houston| Born: | Mick Jaggar
Houston Boulder, Colorado |
| Priors: | Held under
suspicion for rigging Ms. Pacman machines in Philadelphia to display nude pictures of la
femme de Pac whenever players entered the following joystick combination: up up up
dn lft lft dn dn up rt rt dn rt up up up up up up up. Served three months in Denver hoosgow for tugging on Superman's cape, spitting into the wind, pulling the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger, and then "messing around" with Jim. Jim took out an EPO on Houston. Reportedly tried to "take down" a United Airlines flight by simultaneously switching on three cell phones, two pagers, and a Game Boy Color he allegedly smuggled onto the flight under an Oakland Raiders oversized foam novelty hat. Arrested for brawling in a Boston karoke club.
Jumped from the stage on top of hecklers while singing "I feel pretty".
In his statement, he was quoted as saying, "When I got to the part about being
witty and gay, the taunts were too much for me. I just snapped." |
| Current Location: | Hotel 6 on SR 127W, Newfuddlemuck, GA. |