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Immaculate Contraption
Releases their latest album, IMC MegaHits
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Formerly known as
"Brick Titmouse", Immaculate Contraption just finished their Thanks
For All the Rice tour of North Korea.
Merging techno-post-mortem junk and rockabilly, IMC has drawn no attention whatsoever from
the music establishment.
However, they definitely turn heads, as was the case at the last MTV Music Awards
where they were all arrested for attempting to impersonate the "Back Street
Boys".
Copyright infringement lawsuits notwithstanding, look for IMC to rocket up the
charts with their latest album release, Immaculate Contraption Megahits.Click here for MP3 samples
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| Band members: |
Upper left
M.C. Pickle |
Known as the "shy one",
M.C. plays bass (the fish), and sings backup vocals. (That is, backward vocals due
to severe dislexia.) Look for his soon-to-be released solo album, "Old McDonald
Had A Farm, OIEIE" |
Top middle
Mary Melee |
On lead guitar, she "works
out", "gets busy", and is the only band member who lacks the one thing the
rest of IMC grabs at every opportunity...beer. She prefers wine coolers. |
Top right
Abe Hazard |
No longer welcome as a Big Brother
in the state of Missouri, Hazard is a "geetar pickin' workhorse of a man".
He also collects Laura Croft dolls. |
Middle
Clutch Nicepackage |
On keyboard, Nicepackage lends a
certain...something to the band. He's also in charge of the mixer, lights, and stage
props, but is deathly afraid of the fog machine. |
Bottom
Mick Houston |
Mick's the name. He plays
"set". In his spare time, he leads a performance art troupe that
reinacts Gilligan's Island episodes using paper mache puppets and margarine sticks. |
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