| Born |
Horatio C. Spotcat
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| Priors |
Originally cast for the role of Mr.
Rorke on Fantasy Island but bowed out to pursue a career at Apple Computers as head of
marketing.
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Toured with Iron Maiden as backup singer
until an unfortunate 1986 groin injury. During recovery, won the World Othello
Championship and used winnings to fund the up-and-coming British band, the Spice
Girdles. Spotcat effected many changes, starting with the name of the band, and the
removal of "Old Spice".
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Wrote the quintessential field guide for
animal rights activists, "We Will Rule Your Life", and is currently vying for a
United Nations post where plans for world domination will come to fruition.
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| Current Location |
Right in front of me, dictating this
bio. Somebody please help me escape! |
Spotcat