Running With Chainsaws

When it comes to haunted house soundtracks or sound-scapes, we’ve come a long way from Disney’s Chilling Thrilling Sounds of The Haunted House. For years and years, if you wanted background noise for your haunt, or just something to relax with on the hi-fi during dinner, this was your only choice.

Judging by the barrels of Halloween CDs at the local fireworks store-turned Halloween Supply House, many budding sound engineers must have found inspiration in those old recordings. I certainly did. We had an ancient tape recorder that I used to make “haunted house tapes”. It was usually just me ooooooo-ing like a ghost and rattling an old bike chain, but in my mind I explored all my favorite haunt-scapes.

A dripping underground catacomb echoes with rat squeaks, bat flaps, and clicking skeleton bones.

A cemetery high on a windy hill with a huge front gate covered with brush. Ghosts moan among the grave stones and banshees scream from mausoleum rooftops.

A gray room, completely covered in dust. There are two sounds; the wailing wind outside and the irregular “tok… tok tok… tok… tok tok” of the mantle clock.

A maniac chasing a pack of teenagers with a chainsaw. Wait, what?

Okay, I admit it. Every year for as long as I can remember I’ve put together some kind of Halloween CD to give to my friends, but this year I was sick of the same old sweeping swells and griping ghosts. So I went to a different well for one of the tracks. A place where you don’t want to be unless you’re the maniac with the chainsaw.

From Spooky Blue’s 2008 haunt-scape CD “Nightmare At The Fair”, here is Track 5: “Running With Chainsaws”.

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Running With Chainsaws

I realize that I’ve already written my own rebuttal to this, so I suppose that I’m either evolving or sinking down to their level. Whichever is the case, I still like that track.

To prove that we’re no one-trick pony around here, and that deep down inside we’re still somewhat offended by chainsaws, here is our CD title track…

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Nightmare At The Fair

God forgive me, and please pass the chain oil.

Till The Cows Turn Blue #15
Welcome to October Country

Terrified Beyond the Capacity for Rational Thought

Your 401K sits shivering in some back room in a New York bank, covered in a blanket.

A grief counselor tries to console her, but the camera flashes in the hallway outside make her jump. The lights reflect in her haunted eyes.

September 29 is going to be remembered for a long, long time. You can bet that in the coming weeks the voices will be shrill and angry as the talking heads try to out-scare each other and the politicians and partisans brawl over who’s to blame. If there are no fist fights over this by the end of the week I’ll be very surprised.

A lot of people are scared. If you’re one of them, then take a deep breath and go eat some pizza or fix a nice big lasagna with garlic bread and lots of cheese. Watch your favorite movie, pet the dog, go make a zombie. Relax.

Just because the “professionals” are terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought doesn’t mean that we have to be.

If that doesn’t make you feel any better, then here are a few pictures to help take your mind off of things.

Dave Lowe is Para Abnormal

You owe it to yourself to visit Dave Lowe’s Para Abnormal web comic.

I’ve been a fan of Dave’s work for a while, and he promises 31 days of Halloween cartoons starting October 1. Hooray!

In addition to the comic, Lowe maintains a separate blog where he shares ideas, sketches, silliness, and a general love for life and art. I’ve added him to my list of people I would most like to have lunch with someday. You just can’t help but smile at a blog post that starts, “The other night I was dusting off one of my Star Wars toy shelves.”

This guy is talented on so many levels it’s scary. I especially like the mock-up sketches he does to prepare for a real-world project. From a crashed UFO on the roof to a witch stirring her cauldron in the side yard, it’s amazing to see his charm and humor escape from the page and into reality.

Dave’s career includes 20 years in television as Art Director and Set Designer for such networks as NBC, MTV, Discovery Channel, HGTV, DIY and SCI FI. He also builds custom props for special events, trade shows, theater, and private commissions.

And he’s a super-nice guy. Seems like we haunter types are always saying that about one another. It might be all the pumpkin juice we’ve absorbed or candy corn we’ve nibbled over the years. In any case, thanks, Dave, for sharing.

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