Scary Scary Night

~ painting by Mrs. Spookyblue ~

Scary, scary night,
Bats and owls and sheepdogs hoot,
Well, really only owls will hoot,
Cuz sheepdogs bark and bats go “chik!” “chik!” “chik!”

Splendid in his tree,
The hoot owl hoots a mystery,
An octave below middle C,
Like dogs and bats just almost never do.

The silence hitherto, was absent all this ballyhoo,
The dark so deep it was a spooky blue,
You’re likely to be eaten by a grue.

Is that a shadow, waltzing to and fro,
Perhaps it’s time to go.

Shadow Wood 2015

Shadow Wood Gallery

Just a head on a stick

Three Witches

Pictured left to right: Calamity, Pariah, Infamy

Life as just a head on a stick, propped in a corner of the garage, isn’t much. I suppose it’s better than being just a head on a stick, say … in an outhouse, with a roll of toilet paper jammed on your nose.

Even so, you’re still just a head on a stick.  And so was poor, poor Pariah. For six long years she peered from her corner behind the step ladders.  An innocuous presence, her derelict existence perfectly depicted the essence of her name while her two sisters, Calamity and Infamy, enjoyed a heightened status of being heads on much longer sticks.

I’ts a tossup whether or not building a body for Pariah has contributed to her existential beauty, but there were always supposed to be three Grim Sisters.

That's a dried up maple leaf in Calamity's hair - she was always a bit of a princess

Warm by the fire Bubbling green stew

Build A Flickering LED Candle Amplifier

Shadow Wood Cemetery, nestled in the heart of Spooky Hollow, boasts a growing population that enjoys an active nightlife. A pair of flickering LED “gaslight” lamps ensures that everyone finds his way home before sunrise.

How many ways are there to make an LED flicker?

Lots, and solutions range in complexity, from our fairly pedestrian driver circuit, to more complicated arrangements that include timer chips, logic gates, and even a programmable logic controller. As it turns out, making an LED turn on and off in a seemingly arbitrary pattern is a complex task, and the more random-looking the effect, the more you approach a Rube Goldberg device.

We’re all about economy here at the skunk works, and what’s more economical than robbery? For instance, the ubiquitous flickering LED candle already contains its own flicker circuit, miniaturized and encased inside the LED. We’re going to swipe that functionality and use it to drive three Ultrabright LEDs.

To accomplish this, we’ll be using the good ol’ 2N2222 NPN transistor and a handful of resistors. Well, fewer than a handful; three, to be precise. And we’re all about precision here at the skunk works; next to economy, that is. Economy and precision. Yes, that’s what we’re about.

How do transistors work?

Perhaps the better question is “why on earth do I care?”
Because Homo erectus dreamed about bar-B-Q, and discovered fire. Further innovations followed, and soon we had flash lights and space shuttles. That’s not to say that Ogg, the inquisitive caveman, triumphantly waving his flaming log around, didn’t get chased out of the cave with sticks.

The point being; a little technology goes a long way, and the benefits of learning something new almost always outweigh the possibility of getting chased with sticks. Call it an occupational hazard.

2n2222 NPN TransistorIn simplest terms, a bipolar transistor is a current-controlled device that is generally used as a switch or an amplifier. It consists of three sections called the base, the collector, and the emitter.

NPN transistor
As current increases at the base, the transistor starts to conduct electricity from the collector to the emitter. The more current at the base, the more current flows out the emitter. Decrease the base current and the emitter current decreases. This is how we’ll vary the brightness of our LEDs.

PNP transistor
Although we’re not using this type of transistor, it’s worth mentioning that a PNP transistor works completely bass-ackwards from the NPN variety. It only turns on when there is no current at the base, and current flows from the emitter to the collector. Where the NPN transistor is triggered by a high signal, the PNP is triggered by a low signal (ground).

Flickering LED amplifier circuit
In both transistor types, a small amount of current can be used to switch a larger amount of current, which is exactly what we’re doing.

Flickering LED amplifierCurrent reaches the base of the 2N2222 transistor through the flicker LED. The amount of current is varied by the LED’s internal circuitry.  When the flicker LED reduces the current at the base, less current flows out the emitter, and the ultra-bright LEDs grow dim. When the flicker LED allows more current through to the base, an increase in emitter current causes the ultra-brights to grow brighter.

And there you have it

Our flickery little flap-happy runs on 12VDC, which is fairly easy to come by. We power ours with a recycled low voltage landscape light transformer. Mount one or two of these guys inside a lantern, hurricane lamp, or that beat up solar “garden light” you’ve been saving in a box out in the garage. If your lamp’s globe is clear glass or plastic, lightly mist with white spray paint to act as a diffuser. This would look pretty cool behind a “Fresnel Globe”.

We owe a debt of gratitude to our forebear, Ogg

He overcame obstacles, and not just of the technical kind, because he almost surely faced a superstitious crowd. Douglas Adams described this reaction to technology in the following set of rules …

  1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
  2. Anything that’s invented between when you’re 15 and 35 is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
  3. Anything invented after you’re 35 is against the natural order of things.

Despite getting chased with sticks, Ogg understood technology as a means to an end. This point wasn’t lost on Adams, who, in addition to his rules listed above, also observed, “We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.”

I’m fond of the LED candle amplifier project, and I encourage anyone who likes to sling solder to give it a go. All you really need is patience, time, meticulous attention to detail, and a decent insurance policy.

Or if what you really want is just stuff that works, order a few dozen of these.