Would you like to have more friends, or even just one? Someone who will appreciate the time and meticulous detail you’ve invested in your authentic Starfleet Admiral’s uniform? Got a cat that needs a worthy staring opponent?

In an ongoing effort to clear space and make some extra glue money, I just got the repair bill for the old rattletrap (Ignition coils cost how much?). So, we offer up for sale this first generation pre-owned groundbreaker zombie.

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Description:

• Built in 2006, this zombie skeleton critter has appeared in the Spooky Hollow outdoor haunt display for three years.
• (Basically) rugged paper mache construction was sealed against the elements (sort of) in ’06, which means that he never got any soggier than our other graveyard monsters.
• Sturdy wood base, no hands (Look, ma!), and original rust dresses up the coat hanger bits protruding from his wrists. (Tetanus booster shot is recommended)

Physical Dimensions:

• Beats me. About what you would expect, I suppose. I’ve never measured him. Details .. details.

Desirable features:

• Recumbent body style.
• Some cracked/broken arm bones, and loose, in-need-of-repair “stringy sinewy stuff” add to the quality of the overall decay.
• Original graveyard patina (Dirt – lots of that).
• Smells like a potato.

Price:

• $135 $100 $95 $79.50 + Shipping (as is). Make Offer
• Refurb service available.
• Estimated shipping: No idea. Any overage will be refunded.

How do I buy this … thing?

• We’re taking the quick and dirty approach, so no fancy “Buy Now!” buttons at the moment. Contact Us Via Email.

Payment Methods:

• After a final agreement has been reached …
• Google Checkout, or
• Money order.

Return Policy:

• Fuggedaboudit.

Seriously? Sounds like a hunk of junk to me.

• Never trust a travelling zombie salesman.

Category: Halloween, Spookyblue Sale   Tags: Zombies for sale