Christmas Time Is Here
Christmas time is here,
Happiness and cheer,
Extension cords electrify,
Puddles far and near.
Seals and polar bears,
Ozone in the air,
Flamingos promenade around,
In flamingo underwear.
Midnight sleigh bells ring,
Jing a-ling a-ling,
Jing-a jing a-ching-a ching,
“Hey you! What are you doin’ out there? Every damn night for a week now! Get off my property or I’m callin’ the cops!”
Christmas time is here,
Another case of beer,
Dear Aunt Ruth is on the roof,
And missing her brassiere.
Oh, that we could always see,
Such spirit through the year.
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