Earlier Hoots

• ▼2010 (9)
  • ▼March
    • Cats & Spiders
  • ▶February
    • Carpet Adhesive Brands
    • February Ghosts & An Itch
    • A Faceful of Whipped Cream
    • Snow, snow, snow, snow
    • Trick or Treat!
  • ▶January
    • Stick-around
    • Off-season pantry raid
    • Waiting for a snowstorm
• ▶2009 (53)
  • ▶December
    • Christmas Time Is Here
    • Don't go out there
    • Moth Brothers Gallery Update
  • ▶November
    • Matryoshka
    • Shop Zombie
    • Godzilla Vs Mothra
    • Halloween 2009 and a new gallery
  • ▶October
    • See You In November
    • Success and Failure
    • Skeletons
    • October Picks Up Speed
    • Alien Stonehenge?
    • 2009 Graverobber's Ball
    • Scarecrow Vines
    • Hit and Run
    • Gallery of m&m Horrors
    • Troubleshooting a lightning machine
    • The Dry Music of Anxious Leaves
  • ▶September
    • Carpet "Latex" Adhesive
    • Zombie Action Set
    • Anything worth doing...
    • An unintentionally productive afternoon
  • ▶August
    • Primed For A Scream (In a manly baritone)
    • SPZBGV2.0 Sneak Peek - Simple, Realistic Skeletal Fingers
    • How do flashing LEDs work?
    • Peace and quiet and ghosts
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #21 - "Swept out of existence"
  • ▶July
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #20 - "All alone on the common"
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #19 - "The immensity of vacancy"
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #18 - "Intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic"
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #17 - "No one gave a thought to the older worlds-"
    • Grumble Say - About Ants
  • ▶June
    • If you open up the door ...
  • ▶May
    • Remembering Ransom
    • Mean Ghost ...
    • Not Unpleasant Thoughts On A Rainy Day
    • A bat in the hand
  • ▶April
    • A mysterious flu-like illness
    • Grumble Say - Smash Bully, Get Freedom
    • Orange and Black
    • Frankenstein Never Scared Me
  • ▶March
    • How to make a paper mache skeleton
    • Review of "Knowing" - Nicolas Cage Owes Me Big-time
    • Grumble Sightings
    • Morlocks Live In Our Pond
  • ▶February
    • What Rod Serling was always going on about
    • How Does A Zombie Taste?
    • Rest in Pisces
    • Is a hammer or a zombie the better birthday present?
  • ▶January
    • Iced in
    • Pseudo-code of An Orange Cat
    • Halloween Defined in 24 Hours
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #16 - Freedom is Simplicity
• ▶2008 (84)
  • ▶December
    • A Happy Sunshine Moment
    • Of Jingle Bells And Corduroys
    • The Winter Solstice and A Crystal Radio
    • How a Girder and Panel Construction Set is like a stuffed squirrel
    • A split personality is a terrible thing to waste
    • How to plan outdoor Christmas decorations
    • A Sunday Afternoon in December, 1941
    • Christmas Lights Are Dangerous and Want to Kill You - Part 3
  • ▶November
    • I haven't even finished eating all of my Halloween candy
    • Crow
    • Charlie In The Trees!
    • Plague of Brigands
    • Something Loud and Hydraulic
    • November Can Be Glad, Too.
    • Hello, November
  • ▶October
    • Happy Halloween
    • The War of The Worlds
    • Halloween Blows In
    • Grumble Sighting
    • Grave Robber's Ball Kicks Off Season
    • The Sinister Truth Behind Halloween
    • Nightmare At The Fair
    • The Chapel Hill Witch
    • Two zombies walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
    • Running With Chainsaws
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #15 Welcome to October Country
  • ▶September
    • Terrified Beyond the Capacity for Rational Thought
    • Dave Lowe is Para Abnormal
    • Pumpkin Shock
    • Of a Melancholy Sort
    • The Crimes We Commit in Others' Minds
    • Hurricane not a sign of the apocalypse
    • Spookyblue at Psychomania
    • Crow-san
    • LHC To End World: Women and Minorities Hit Hardest
    • Clown with a terrible name
    • Sweet treats for little ... tricks
    • Grim of Grim Hollow
    • Halloween Gothic
  • ▶August
    • The smell of burning fog juice
    • Hay dogs in a corn field
    • When we've all gone off to bed
    • First Flight
    • Halloween at the drive-in
    • Dog Race
    • Shop Skulls
    • Grim Sisters
  • ▶July
    • What lights the Jack-o-lantern of the soul
    • Shiver me Timbers
    • Sam Witch
    • The Halloween Tree Revisited
    • Early Grumble
    • Sammy Terry: A Pleasant Nightmare
    • Animated movies I should have regretted seeing Part 2: "Heavy Metal"
    • Animated movies I should have regretted seeing Part 1: "Gandahar"
    • Fresh out of the zombie oven
  • ▶June
    • Back to Basics Ghost and Pumpkin
    • The Undiscovered Country
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #14Escape
    • Till the Cows Turn Blue #13 Analysis
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #12 Observation
  • ▶May
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #11 Realization
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue # 10 Suspicion
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #9 Disillusionment
    • Quite a little fellow in a wide world
    • Help the puppehs and kittehs
  • ▶April
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #8 Sow The Wind, Reap a Tornado
    • Death of a Blockbuster Store, and a Stealth Review of "The Mist"
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #7
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #6
  • ▶March
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #5
    • Big Radio killed the radio star
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue #4
    • The impending zombie outbreak isn't impending anymore
    • Till the Cows Turn Blue #3
    • Till the Cows Turn Blue #2
    • Till The Cows Turn Blue
  • ▶February
    • Don't Talk Back to Darth Vader
    • Some Valentine's Day Facts You Didn't Care To Know
  • ▶January
    • Blizzard of 1978 equals Cloverfied
    • Bigfoot Sighting on Mars Has George Lucas Connection
    • It's January - Hold onto your soul
    • Why I didn't buy a kitchen range from Circuit City in 1998
    • Three stealth movie reviews & first rant of 2008
• ▶2007 (38)
  • ▶December
    • Smell your Christmas presents
    • Christmas lights are dangerous and want to kill you - Part 2
    • There has only ever been one Christmas - The rest are anniversaries
  • ▶November
    • "Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker" ~Linus Van Pelt
    • I once saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
    • Frankenstein's Boston Travelogue
    • Proof that somebody loves you is in the existence of hotdog mummies
  • ▶October
    • The old guy in the parlor
    • Spooky Hollow 2007
    • You should always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't come to yours.
    • The Halloween Tree
    • How to survive an outbreak of undead
    • Because chainsaws are stupid *
    • Politicians, like diapers, have to be changed frequently - and for the very same reason
    • What is a "Gonk" anyway?
  • ▶September
    • A crash of symbols: Is Halloween evil? Is a watermelon?
    • 40 isn't old - If you're a tree
    • A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
    • Love makes the world go 'round, with a little help from intrinsic angular momentum
    • When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly
    • Witch parking - Violators will be toad
    • In God we trustAll others must pay cash
    • The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires
  • ▶August
    • Cheese French Fries At The Drive-In
    • Summer Abides
    • Zombie Road Trip Ends in Crash, Feast
    • Beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
    • You never truely understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother
    • "Life" - noun: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
    • There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.
    • To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
    • Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
    • All of those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand
    • By my calculations, Slinky + escalator = neverending fun
    • Because there aren't as many bells these days, every time an automatic garage door opens, an angel gets its wings.
    • House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
    • Pungent stench of mildew
  • ▶July
    • It happens. Sometimes people just explode. Natural causes.