In God we trust
All others must pay cash

...the magical fruit I will run to the beans. But if I cannot run to the beans, let me be brave in the attempt.
...the magical fruit This prophylactic ad maintains that nothing says practice safe sex like a seriously pissed off 5-year-old. “Avoid spending the next 18 years coddling one of these by covering yours with Trojan brand!”
...the magical fruit Archie later recalled at the deposition, “The Pussycats had just finished their set and had left on a beer run. Except for Josie. Jughead lit up one of those funny cigarettes of his. Then everything gets sort of hazy. But I remember his eyes. The madness in his eyes.”
...the magical fruit I’m pretty sure this is an ad for an erectile dysfunction remedy. Travis has just received papers from his soon-to-be ex-wife’s lawyer. Irreconcilable differences. Note the disposition of the garden hose.
...the magical fruit Oh gosh, yes! Growing mechano-boys need lots of rusty steel wool and ball bearings to help them grow!This is how Speed Racer must have looked as a boy.

One Response to “In God we trust
All others must pay cash”

  1. Hahahaha, great!!! Funniest thing I’ve read for in a while. I like how the commentary lines up with the ads.