From the sketch book…
This will go great in the parlor next to the ticker tape machine and cousin Farouk’s trophy.
…too obscure?
Gomez: There’s an interesting story behind that trophy – Cousin Farouk was a skin diver. And one day, he dove off a rowboat in an attempt to spear a rare type of eel. And at the same time, a fish swam up from the depths, also after the eel. They were on a collision course.
Morticia: The rest is taxidermy.
The Addams Family – Complete Series
(Excellent background noise for working out in the shop)