I haven’t even finished eating all of my Halloween candy

The Johnsons didn’t have any turkey. The children, like a knot of consumer addicts camped out in front of Best Buy three days before Black Friday for no reason other than to get their greasy, greedy mits on “whatever’s on sale” whine, “a fat lot we’ll have to be thankful for.”

But in three minutes, 25 seconds, dad manages to convince them otherwise.

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