LHC To End World:
Women and Minorities Hit Hardest

They’re firing up the Large Hadron Collider over in Europe on Wednesday.

The LHC is over 16 miles in circumference. According to their website, “The results of LHC experiments will probably change our fundamental knowledge of the universe.” However, it also mentions that particle accelerators are used to dry the paint on soft drink cans.

So, when they hit the button and open a black hole, maybe we’ll all instantaneously flip inside out or get absorbed into some supra-reality, but probably not. If we do, then it’s been fun.

But on the off chance that we’ll live to see Thursday, here are some freshly baked, pleasingly yucky 4-H blucky corpses.

Two adults and two teens put these together in about three hours. Not bad. Not bad at all. Thanks, Josh, for the pics!

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