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Carbon Scripter

A new device out of the Alien R&D division of the Spookyblue Skunk Works. Recognize any of the elements?


Update: MikeP’s comment, or rather the video link, was too good to leave relegated to the comments area. Thanks, Mike, for the observation. Point taken. ;)

Perplexingredients

Zork

West of House . . .

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.


Last weekend, whilst exploring a particularly isolated, almost two-lane country road, we were cruising at three-quarters when brother Joe brought the car to an abrupt all-stop in front of this beautiful backwater boondock, and we just stared.

They’re getting rare, but every now and then you come across one: A Zork house.

Some of you know what I’m talking about. You climbed through that window, got locked in the pitch black cellar (time and again), and were likely eaten by a grue. You cursed the Thief and the twisty little passages, admired the view from atop Flood Control Dam #3, and your blood ran cold at the Entrance to Hades…

“The bell suddenly becomes red hot and falls to the ground. The wraiths, as if paralyzed, stop their jeering and slowly turn to face you. On their ashen faces, the expression of a long-forgotten terror takes shape.”

Brrr.

There are volumes of Zork lore and trivia out there on the internets, and this would normally be the paragraph that would sum it all up, but I hear in the distance the chirping of a sound bird, so …

Zork – Wikipedia article
The “Zork Library” – cool media/maps/pics
Zork source text
Play Zork (and other Infocom games) online (Java)
An interesting PHP implemntation of “Dungeon” (Zork)

Quixote

Sancho Panza: “Many a man has gone to bed feeling well, only to wake up the next morning and find himself dead.”

Don Quixote: “That’s a proverb.”

Sancho Panza: “Yes, Your Grace.”

Don Quixote: “I don’t approve of them.”


…because I’m still trying to get over that stunt Shane pulled. I mean, he was going to shoot Rick. He killed that guy Randall, and he murdered Otis. He was bad. But it was still sad.