"Spacemen are behind the Y2K
bug..."
"Unshaven, unwashed, and unclothed
when we first met, he did not strike me as being an expert..."
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UFO Millenial Update
More startling pictures that prove aliens are
among us and want to make us their slaves!
by Mick Houston
It's that time of
year again, and since Clutch is on assignment in France, my editor has sent me to
Tuskbutt, Alaska to do a millenial followup on the strange occurrences in this weird
little town.
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While in Tuskbutt, I
looked up VICE, the UFO watchdog group reported on by Nicepackage
one year ago. Most of the members were long gone, living in the hill country
until, "that million-um thang is over wid."
But I did manage to track down Boo, newly appointed town sherriff, and he presented me
with some astonishing photographs.
Three saucer shaped objects that make their
yearly appearance over the Tuskbutt Town Hall. |
Boo expressed his belief that the "space men" that pilot
these UFOs are the driving force behind the Y2K bug, the so called squat-thrust exercise,
banana flavored denture adhesive, and Willie Nelson.
Mr. Boo stated that VICE would continue to gather data on the
upcoming restoration of the "Meketric Supplicants", and the de-mystification of
the "voldrahnigh". He believes that the unprecedented increase in UFO
activity represents....erm, an unprecedented increase in UFO activity.
| The more time I spent in this strange
town, the more I realized its inhabitants were certifiable wackos. While compiling information for this article, I was approached by a man who
calls himself "L". L collects squeaky toys and has an impressive
pornography collection.
Unshaven, unwashed, and unclothed when we first met, he did not strike me as being an
expert on extra-terrestrial phenomena. That is, not until he showed me this
photograph of what he called the "mothership".
The "mothership" stalks silently across the
sky over Tuskbutt town square. |
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Whether or not these "alien" pictures prove anything but the
fact these people have way too much time on their hands I'll leave for you, the reader to
decide.However, just in case there is some truth to the
matter, especially in light of the picture to the left, I think I'll stick around a while
and see what else develops.
Alien space vixen in Boo's backyard?
Haminahaminahamina.
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