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Hi. I'm Nutmeg. You can call me Nut, but you don't have to call me Meg because I'm a guy. So call me Nut. Or call my owner and ask her to change my name to Sparky or Rex. I mean geez, Nutmeg? | |
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Anyway, I went to this party and met a guy named Saul. He was cool. | ![]() |
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He told me a joke... |
Why is the laundromat a really
bad place to pick up humans? Because a human who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to afford you. |
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That was the funniest thing I'd ever heard, and I laughed and laughed... | ![]() |
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Then we had a wrestling match, and I had him right where I wanted him. It was a good day. | ![]() |