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Hi.  I'm Nutmeg.  You can call me Nut, but you don't have to call me Meg because I'm a guy.  So call me Nut.  Or call my owner and ask her to change my name to Sparky or Rex.  I mean geez, Nutmeg?
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Anyway, I went to this party and met a guy named Saul.  He was cool. Hi !
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Psst...psst...pspspssst...

He told me a joke...  

Why is the laundromat a really bad place to
pick up humans?  Because a human who
can't even afford a washing machine will
never be able to afford you.
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That was the funniest thing I'd ever heard, and I laughed and laughed... Ha ha ha !
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Then we had a wrestling match, and I had him right where I wanted him.  It was a good day. Hey !  No tasting !

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