January 15, 1999

What's the attraction?  I don't get it!

A quick trigger-finger caught this shot of an alien making off with a trash can.  It is obviously of superior intelligence and possesses remarkable technology.  What we don't understand is its attraction to plastic trash cans.

Is it possible their intelligence is simply beyond our comprehension?  Why does this alien look so much like a saltshaker?  What conspiracy is afoot here? 

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