{"id":9,"date":"2007-08-07T10:24:27","date_gmt":"2007-08-07T14:24:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?p=9"},"modified":"2007-08-07T17:22:37","modified_gmt":"2007-08-07T21:22:37","slug":"because-there-arent-as-many-bells-these-days-every-time-an-automatic-garage-door-opens-an-angel-gets-its-wings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/because-there-arent-as-many-bells-these-days-every-time-an-automatic-garage-door-opens-an-angel-gets-its-wings","title":{"rendered":"Because there aren&#8217;t as many bells these days, every time an automatic garage door opens, an angel gets its wings."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How many collies are there in this picture?<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/hannah-fur.jpg\" title=\"How many collies\" alt=\"How many collies\" border=\"0\" height=\"256\" width=\"425\" \/><br \/>\nHannah relaxes after a marathon dethatching session.  Grooming a collie takes a lot of time.  About two viewings of the movie Alien.  If you have a spinning wheel you can make yarn and knit yourself a new collie.  That&#8217;s the principle means of reproduction in some species.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s Highlights<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wsbtv.com\/news\/13838710\/detail.html\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;He should be locked up by his gills and towed to the police!&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.icculus.org\/lgfaq\/gamelist.php\" target=\"_blank\">Giant list of Linux games<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,292245,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">Bad cops wear &#8220;Hello Kitty&#8221;, feel shame<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,292271,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">This is your father&#8217;s barf sabre.  An elegant weapon, for a more civilized time&#8230;haarrrrrgh!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/news\/custom\/photos\/chi-1podhair20070801202652,0,509225.photo\" target=\"_blank\">World&#8217;s hairiest man has receding hairline.  God chuckles.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many collies are there in this picture? Hannah relaxes after a marathon dethatching session. Grooming a collie takes a lot of time. About two viewings of the movie Alien. If you have a spinning wheel you can make yarn and knit yourself a new collie. That&#8217;s the principle means of reproduction in some species. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}