{"id":875,"date":"2008-11-26T10:39:40","date_gmt":"2008-11-26T15:39:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?p=875"},"modified":"2008-11-26T11:08:39","modified_gmt":"2008-11-26T16:08:39","slug":"i-havent-even-finished-eating-all-of-my-halloween-candy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/i-havent-even-finished-eating-all-of-my-halloween-candy","title":{"rendered":"I haven&#8217;t even finished eating all of my Halloween candy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Johnsons didn&#8217;t have any turkey.  The children, like a knot of consumer addicts camped out in front of Best Buy three days before <em>Black Friday<\/em> for no reason other than to get their greasy, greedy mits on &#8220;whatever&#8217;s on sale&#8221; whine, &#8220;a fat lot we&#8217;ll have to be thankful for.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>But in three minutes, 25 seconds, dad manages to convince them otherwise.<br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ASd0Rm-7Vi4&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ASd0Rm-7Vi4&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xe1600f&#038;color2=0xfebd01\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Johnsons didn&#8217;t have any turkey. The children, like a knot of consumer addicts camped out in front of Best Buy three days before Black Friday for no reason other than to get their greasy, greedy mits on &#8220;whatever&#8217;s on sale&#8221; whine, &#8220;a fat lot we&#8217;ll have to be thankful for.&#8221; But in three minutes, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[90],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}