{"id":6016,"date":"2014-10-30T16:16:05","date_gmt":"2014-10-30T21:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?p=6016"},"modified":"2014-10-30T16:16:05","modified_gmt":"2014-10-30T21:16:05","slug":"haunted-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/haunted-table","title":{"rendered":"Haunted table"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"imgpop\" href=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2014\/10\/haunted-house.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"imgright alignnone wp-image-6017\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2014\/10\/haunted-house-350x262.jpg\" alt=\"Tiny little haunted house\" width=\"467\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2014\/10\/haunted-house-350x262.jpg 350w, http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2014\/10\/haunted-house-700x525.jpg 700w, http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2014\/10\/haunted-house-900x675.jpg 900w, http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2014\/10\/haunted-house.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 467px) 100vw, 467px\" \/><\/a><!-- more --><\/p>\n<p>Okay, technically this is a haunt <strong><em>on<\/em><\/strong> a table. \u00a0Although, in order for a place to <strong><em>be<\/em><\/strong> haunted, its haunted-ness must come from somewhere. \u00a0A haunted tree isn&#8217;t bestowed the quality of &#8220;haunted&#8221; simply by living in a haunted wood, or forbidden forest. \u00a0That doesn&#8217;t happen until some ghost (or meandering kelpie) decides to take up housekeeping.<\/p>\n<p>Now, the argument can be made that any tree in a haunted wood is itself haunted, to which my reply is: \u00a0While all Juggalos live in trailer parks, not all trailer parks are inhabited only by Juggalos.<\/p>\n<p>So I suppose, by virtue of its resident haunt, an &#8220;action set&#8221; I made for Mrs. Spookyblue, which is in turn haunted by a pair of tiny ghosts, a Sheepdog, and a little Golden Retriever, the table <strong><em>is<\/em><\/strong> actually haunted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, technically this is a haunt on a table. \u00a0Although, in order for a place to be haunted, its haunted-ness must come from somewhere. \u00a0A haunted tree isn&#8217;t bestowed the quality of &#8220;haunted&#8221; simply by living in a haunted wood, or forbidden forest. \u00a0That doesn&#8217;t happen until some ghost (or meandering kelpie) decides to take [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[331,333,332],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6016"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6016\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}