{"id":392,"date":"2008-09-08T12:30:58","date_gmt":"2008-09-08T16:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?p=392"},"modified":"2008-09-08T14:53:50","modified_gmt":"2008-09-08T18:53:50","slug":"evil-clowns-are-terrible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/evil-clowns-are-terrible","title":{"rendered":"Clown with a terrible name"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2008\/09\/senor-terrible-the-clown-spooky-blue-dot-com.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" align='left' vspace='0' hspace='7' src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2008\/09\/senor-terrible-the-clown-spooky-blue-dot-com-350x350.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Se&ntilde;or Terrible\" width=\"350\" height=\"350\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-393\" srcset=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2008\/09\/senor-terrible-the-clown-spooky-blue-dot-com-350x350.jpg 350w, http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2008\/09\/senor-terrible-the-clown-spooky-blue-dot-com-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2008\/09\/senor-terrible-the-clown-spooky-blue-dot-com-144x144.jpg 144w, http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2008\/09\/senor-terrible-the-clown-spooky-blue-dot-com.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><strong>Se&ntilde;or Terrible<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not usually into the whole evil clown kick. I really prefer werewolves.<\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s a sort-of <a class='linkgold' target='_blank' href=\"http:\/\/yippersnap.com\/ago.php?n=B000RGX0EU\">Captain Spalding<\/a> vibe going on with this guy, so I figured I&#8217;d just let it develop. Brr, he gives me the creeps.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a bait store on the edge of some small dusty town where this guy breeds crickets in a back room and watches Mexican wrestling on a beat up old black and white TV. The store has been closed for years; crates and shelves covered in mold, insects crawling on every inch of the counters, floors, and walls.<\/p>\n<p>And there he sits at his sagging card table next to the back door. A single florescent light shines coldly above his sweating head. He mutters to himself and chuckles whenever a bug comes close enough for him to smash, sometimes eat. An ash tray overflows onto the floor where the cracked linoleum is dyed a creamy yellow from years of squashed cockroaches.<\/p>\n<p>Se&ntilde;or Terrible. Completely crazy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se&ntilde;or Terrible I&#8217;m not usually into the whole evil clown kick. I really prefer werewolves. But there&#8217;s a sort-of Captain Spalding vibe going on with this guy, so I figured I&#8217;d just let it develop. Brr, he gives me the creeps. There&#8217;s a bait store on the edge of some small dusty town where this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[34,32,33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}