{"id":3013,"date":"2010-05-06T09:05:08","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T14:05:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?p=3013"},"modified":"2010-05-29T19:36:27","modified_gmt":"2010-05-30T00:36:27","slug":"zombie-classifieds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/zombie-classifieds","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Classifieds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class='picleft' src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2010\/05\/zombie1-7-350x280.jpg\"\/ width=\"280\" height=\"220\" alt=\"Zombie For Sale\" title=\"Zombie For Sale\">Would you like to have more friends, or even just one?  Someone who will appreciate the time and meticulous detail you&#8217;ve invested in your authentic Starfleet Admiral&#8217;s uniform?  Got a cat that needs a worthy staring opponent?<\/p>\n<p><strike>In an ongoing effort to clear space and make some extra glue money,<\/strike>  I just got the repair bill for the old rattletrap (Ignition coils cost <em><strong>how<\/strong><\/em> much?).  So, we offer up for sale this first generation pre-owned groundbreaker zombie.<!-- more --><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.4em; color: #8a44dd; font-weight: bold;\">&laquo; SALE PENDING &raquo;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?attachment_id=3019\" class=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2010\/05\/zombie1-5-200x200.jpg\" alt=\"Ivan Odor\" title=\"Frosty October morning\"  class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3019 picleft\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?attachment_id=3018\" class=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2010\/05\/zombie1-4-200x200.jpg\" alt=\"Ivan Odor\" title=\"Ivan Odor\"  class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3018 picleft\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?attachment_id=3017\" class=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2010\/05\/zombie1-3-200x200.jpg\" alt=\"Ivan Odor\" title=\"Ivan Odor\"  class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3017 picleft\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?attachment_id=3015\" class=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2010\/05\/zombie1-1-200x200.jpg\" alt=\"Ivan Odor\" title=\"Ivan Odor\"  class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3015 picleft\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><br style=\"clear:left\"\/><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?attachment_id=3022\" class=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2010\/05\/zombie1-8-200x200.jpg\" alt=\"Ivan Odor\" title=\"He's the one on the right.\"  class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3022 picleft\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?attachment_id=3021\" class=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2010\/05\/zombie1-7-200x200.jpg\" alt=\"Ivan Odor\" title=\"In the foreground\"  class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3021 picleft\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?attachment_id=3020\" class=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2010\/05\/zombie1-6-200x200.jpg\" alt=\"Ivan Odor\" title=\"Never trust a zombie auction\/sale where the seller uses fancy filters in his photos.\"  class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-3020 picleft\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><br style=\"clear:left\"\/><br \/>\nDescription:<\/p>\n<ul style=\"margin-left: 0px;\">\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Built in 2006, this zombie skeleton critter has appeared in the Spooky Hollow outdoor haunt display for three years.<\/li>\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">(Basically) rugged paper mache construction was sealed against the elements (sort of) in &#8217;06, which means that he never got any soggier than our other graveyard monsters.<\/li>\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Sturdy wood base, no hands (Look, ma!), and original rust dresses up the coat hanger bits protruding from his wrists.  (Tetanus booster shot is recommended)\n<\/ul>\n<p>Physical Dimensions:<\/p>\n<ul style=\"margin-left: 0px;\">\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Beats me.  About what you would expect, I suppose.  I&#8217;ve never measured him.  Details .. details.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Desirable features:<\/p>\n<ul style=\"margin-left: 0px;\">\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Recumbent body style.<\/li>\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Some cracked\/broken arm bones, and loose, in-need-of-repair &#8220;stringy sinewy stuff&#8221; add to the <strong><em>quality<\/em><\/strong> of the overall decay.\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Original graveyard patina (Dirt &#8211; lots of that).\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Smells like a potato.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Price:<\/p>\n<ul style=\"margin-left: 0px;\">\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\"><strike>$135<\/strike> <strike>$100<\/strike> <strike>$95<\/strike> <strike>$79.50 + Shipping (as is).<\/strike> <strong style=\"font-size: 1.3em;\"><strike>Make Offer<\/strike><\/strong><\/li>\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Refurb service available.<\/li>\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Estimated shipping:  No idea.  Any overage will be refunded.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>How do I buy this &#8230; thing?<\/p>\n<ul style=\"margin-left: 0px;\">\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">We&#8217;re taking the quick and dirty approach, so no fancy &#8220;Buy Now!&#8221; buttons at the moment.  <a class=\"linkgold\" href=\"\/contact.htm\">Contact Us Via Email<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Payment Methods:<\/p>\n<ul style=\"margin-left: 0px;\">\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none; margin-left: -5px;\">After a final agreement has been reached &#8230;<\/li>\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Google Checkout, or<\/li>\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Money order.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Return Policy:<\/p>\n<ul style=\"margin-left: 0px;\">\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Fuggedaboudit.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Seriously?  Sounds like a hunk of junk to me.<\/p>\n<ul style=\"margin-left: 0px;\">\n<li style=\"list-style-position: inside;\">Never trust a travelling zombie salesman.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you like to have more friends, or even just one? Someone who will appreciate the time and meticulous detail you&#8217;ve invested in your authentic Starfleet Admiral&#8217;s uniform? Got a cat that needs a worthy staring opponent? 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