{"id":2435,"date":"2009-12-18T18:23:07","date_gmt":"2009-12-18T23:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?p=2435"},"modified":"2009-12-18T18:26:09","modified_gmt":"2009-12-18T23:26:09","slug":"christmas-time-is-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/christmas-time-is-here","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Time Is Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- [gallery] --><\/p>\n<div style=\"float: left; width: 210px;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-2409\" href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/gallery-list\/snug-harbor-christmas-lights\/attachment\/001\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"imgleft\" title=\"Is your house on fire, Clark?\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2009\/12\/001-200x200.jpg\" alt=\"Is your house on fire, Clark?\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"attachment wp-att-2423\" href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/gallery-list\/snug-harbor-christmas-lights\/attachment\/015\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"imgleft\" title=\"Seals and Polar Bears\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2009\/12\/015-200x200.jpg\" alt=\"Seals and Polar Bears\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a rel=\"attachment wp-att-2427\" href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/gallery-list\/snug-harbor-christmas-lights\/attachment\/019\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"imgleft\" title=\"Silhouette\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2009\/12\/019-200x200.jpg\" alt=\"Silhouette\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"float: right; width: 240px;\">\n<p>Christmas time is here,<br \/>\nHappiness and cheer,<br \/>\nExtension cords electrify,<br \/>\nPuddles far and near.<\/p>\n<p>Seals and polar bears,<br \/>\nOzone in the air,<br \/>\nFlamingos promenade around,<br \/>\nIn flamingo underwear. <!-- more --><\/p>\n<p>Midnight sleigh bells ring,<br \/>\nJing a-ling a-ling,<br \/>\nJing-a jing a-ching-a ching,<br \/>\n<em style=\"color:#E53B4B\">&#8220;Hey you!  What are you doin&#8217; out there?  Every damn night for a week now!  Get off my property or I&#8217;m callin&#8217; the cops!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Christmas time is here,<br \/>\nAnother case of beer,<br \/>\nDear Aunt Ruth is on the roof,<br \/>\nAnd missing her brassiere.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, that we could always see,<br \/>\nSuch spirit through the year.<\/p>\n<p><a style='linkgold' href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/gallery-list\/snug-harbor-christmas-lights\"><b>2009 Snug Harbor Christmas Light Display<\/b><\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p><br style=\"clear:both;\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas time is here, Happiness and cheer, Extension cords electrify, Puddles far and near. Seals and polar bears, Ozone in the air, Flamingos promenade around, In flamingo underwear. Midnight sleigh bells ring, Jing a-ling a-ling, Jing-a jing a-ching-a ching, &#8220;Hey you! What are you doin&#8217; out there? Every damn night for a week now! Get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}