{"id":22,"date":"2007-09-05T16:33:03","date_gmt":"2007-09-05T20:33:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?p=22"},"modified":"2007-09-07T11:58:09","modified_gmt":"2007-09-07T15:58:09","slug":"in-god-we-trust-all-others-must-pay-cash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/in-god-we-trust-all-others-must-pay-cash","title":{"rendered":"In God we trust<br>All others must pay cash"},"content":{"rendered":"<table cellpadding=\"8\" cellspacing=\"8\">\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/50s-3.1.jpg\" title=\"...the magical fruit\" alt=\"...the magical fruit\" height=\"244\" width=\"275\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">I will run to the beans.  But if I cannot run to the beans, let me be brave in the attempt.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/50s-3.2.jpg\" title=\"...the magical fruit\" alt=\"...the magical fruit\" height=\"244\" width=\"275\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">This prophylactic ad maintains that nothing says <em>practice safe sex<\/em> like a seriously pissed off 5-year-old.  &#8220;Avoid spending the next 18 years coddling one of these by covering yours with Trojan brand!&#8221;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/50s-3.3.jpg\" title=\"...the magical fruit\" alt=\"...the magical fruit\" height=\"244\" width=\"275\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">Archie later recalled at the deposition, &#8220;The Pussycats had just finished their set and had left on a beer run.  Except for Josie. Jughead lit up one of those funny cigarettes of his.  Then everything gets sort of hazy. But I remember his eyes.  The madness in his eyes.&#8221;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/50s-3.4.jpg\" title=\"...the magical fruit\" alt=\"...the magical fruit\" height=\"244\" width=\"275\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">I&#8217;m pretty sure this is an ad for an erectile dysfunction remedy.  Travis has just received papers from his soon-to-be ex-wife&#8217;s lawyer.  Irreconcilable differences.  Note the disposition of the garden hose.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/50s-3.5.jpg\" title=\"...the magical fruit\" alt=\"...the magical fruit\" height=\"244\" width=\"275\" \/><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\">Oh gosh, yes!  Growing mechano-boys need lots of rusty steel wool and ball bearings to help them grow!This is how Speed Racer must have looked as a boy.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will run to the beans. But if I cannot run to the beans, let me be brave in the attempt. This prophylactic ad maintains that nothing says practice safe sex like a seriously pissed off 5-year-old. &#8220;Avoid spending the next 18 years coddling one of these by covering yours with Trojan brand!&#8221; Archie later [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}