{"id":1898,"date":"2009-10-13T16:24:52","date_gmt":"2009-10-13T21:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?p=1898"},"modified":"2009-10-13T16:24:52","modified_gmt":"2009-10-13T21:24:52","slug":"hit-and-run","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/hit-and-run","title":{"rendered":"Hit and Run"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2009\/10\/grumble-bad-driver.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2009\/10\/grumble-bad-driver.jpg\" alt=\"Grumble can't drive\" title=\"Grumble can't drive\" width=\"353\" height=\"450\" align='left' hspace='5' vspace='0'\/><\/a>Allegheny County Sherriff&#8217;s deputy Roger DeMarco was treated for minor injuries after a riding lawn mower crashed through the garage door of his Monroeville home, pinning him to the wall yesterday afternoon.  According to a police report, the riding mower was driven by a six-foot-tall scarecrow who then ran from the scene.<\/p>\n<p>Although not seriously injured, DeMarco, a reserve SWAT member and competitive shooter, was shaken after the accident.  When asked for his account of the event, witnesses say he became incoherent and insisted that he&#8217;d been bitten, shouting, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to be walkin&#8217; around like <strong>that<\/strong>!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Allegheny County Sherriff&#8217;s deputy Roger DeMarco was treated for minor injuries after a riding lawn mower crashed through the garage door of his Monroeville home, pinning him to the wall yesterday afternoon. According to a police report, the riding mower was driven by a six-foot-tall scarecrow who then ran from the scene. Although not seriously [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[75,155],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1898"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}