{"id":18,"date":"2007-08-24T16:39:49","date_gmt":"2007-08-24T20:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?p=18"},"modified":"2007-09-07T11:59:02","modified_gmt":"2007-09-07T15:59:02","slug":"zombie-road-trip-ends-in-crash-feast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/zombie-road-trip-ends-in-crash-feast","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Road Trip Ends in Crash, Feast"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/gallery\/summer2007\/zombie-road-trip\/zombies1t.jpg\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/gallery\/summer2007\/zombie-road-trip\/zombies3t.jpg\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/gallery\/summer2007\/zombie-road-trip\/zombies6t.jpg\" hspace=\"4\" vspace=\"4\" \/><\/td>\n<td>Three local zombies were involved in a head-on collision this afternoon on the 4. Alcohol is thought to have been involved, or at least the consumption of alcoholics prior to getting behind the wheel.Surprisingly,  injuries were minor.   All undead were thrown clear of their car as it disintegrated upon impact with the a lorry driven by 77 year old pensioner Harold Waxwafer.  Not surprisingly, however, the zombies did feast on Mr. Waxwafer and two responding ambulance crews.<\/p>\n<p>Police and bystanders fled the scene.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/gallery\/summer2007\/zombie-road-trip\/\" title=\"Zombie Road Trip Pix\">More<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three local zombies were involved in a head-on collision this afternoon on the 4. Alcohol is thought to have been involved, or at least the consumption of alcoholics prior to getting behind the wheel.Surprisingly, injuries were minor. All undead were thrown clear of their car as it disintegrated upon impact with the a lorry driven [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}