{"id":1611,"date":"2009-09-11T16:43:41","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T21:43:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?p=1611"},"modified":"2009-09-11T16:51:15","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T21:51:15","slug":"mausoleum-framework","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/mausoleum-framework","title":{"rendered":"Anything worth doing&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1612\" href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/mausoleum-framework\/ranger-station02\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1612 alignnone\" title=\"Toll booth of the damned\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2009\/09\/ranger-station02-350x330.jpg\" alt=\"Toll booth of the damned\" width=\"225\" height=\"212\" align='left' hspace='6' vspace='0' srcset=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2009\/09\/ranger-station02-350x330.jpg 350w, http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2009\/09\/ranger-station02.jpg 508w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;ll mow the yard.  You get to work building my mausoleum.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A more pleasant ambush of words, so sweetly spoken, I cannot imagine.   Maybe if you tossed in a dune buggy and an abandoned amusement park.<\/p>\n<p>Our proto-mausoleum, pictured above, exemplifies the good ol&#8217; Clark Griswald spirit alongside a certain dyslexic understanding of basic geometry.  The four walls were built and assembled in about four hours.  The roof took three days.  Give me the chance to confuse a pitch angle with a gable cut and I&#8217;ll take it every time.<!-- more --><\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1628\" href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/mausoleum-framework\/maus01\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Mausoleum sketch 1\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2009\/09\/maus01-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Mausoleum sketch 1\" hspace=\"7\" vspace=\"0\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-1641\" href=\"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/mausoleum-framework\/maus02\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Mausoleum Sketch 2\" src=\"\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/2009\/09\/maus02-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Mausoleum Sketch 2\" hspace=\"7\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a>Nevertheless, Spooky Hollow&#8217;s new luxury resort for reveling revenants should be open for business by opening night on October 10.  What final shape it will take is anyone&#8217;s guess.  At the very least, I&#8217;ll have finally found a suitable purpose for our vast collection of pool noodles.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><a class='linkgold' target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/homepage.mac.com\/nephilim\/imagineerieing\/2004\/crypt.html\">Neph&#8217;s 4&#215;4 mausoleum plans kick-started this project.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll mow the yard. You get to work building my mausoleum.&#8221; A more pleasant ambush of words, so sweetly spoken, I cannot imagine. Maybe if you tossed in a dune buggy and an abandoned amusement park. Our proto-mausoleum, pictured above, exemplifies the good ol&#8217; Clark Griswald spirit alongside a certain dyslexic understanding of basic geometry. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[142],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}