{"id":11,"date":"2007-08-09T10:51:11","date_gmt":"2007-08-09T14:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/?p=11"},"modified":"2007-09-07T12:01:07","modified_gmt":"2007-09-07T16:01:07","slug":"all-of-those-who-believe-in-psychokinesis-raise-my-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/all-of-those-who-believe-in-psychokinesis-raise-my-hand","title":{"rendered":"All of those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/spblogpix\/steak-and-accordian.jpg\" title=\"Throw the accordion on the grill\" alt=\"Throw the accordion on the grill\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"2\" \/>Early American Cookbook Entry:<br \/>\n1.)  Hit food on head with hammer.<br \/>\n2.)  Throw on fire.<\/p>\n<p>Architecture in the &#8217;70s reflects the family spiritual encentives of that time period and often illustrates the monotonous homogeneity we live in today.   Take, for instance, the family fire.<\/p>\n<p>Is your kitchen centerpiece a fireplace with built in grill?  No?  Where do you keep your fire?  Where do you cook food you&#8217;ve just hit on the head with a hammer?  What do you gather around when the youngest male child of the clan unpacks his accordion and stumbles through <em>Umbrella Man<\/em> and <em>Ain&#8217;t She Sweet<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s both amusing and somewhat sad.  Amusing because&#8230;well, come on!  Look at the dorky little kid serenading big brother while he throws a couple of freshly hammered hunks of &#8220;food&#8221; on the fire.  But then there&#8217;s the sad part.  We traded fireplaces and accordians for TVs and the internet.  Wait.  If I want to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hepcnet.net\/art\/music\/squeeky.html\" title=\"Squeeky's Accordion Music\" target=\"_blank\">hear accordion music<\/a>, I can surely find it on the internet, and you can generally count on a forest fire or two on the news.  Status quo preserved.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&#8217;s Highlights<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/celobox.googlepages.com\/god.html\" title=\"If God were a programmer\" target=\"_blank\">And god saw that there were 0 errors.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.defunctparks.com\/parks\/OH\/ChippewaLake\/chippewa-lake.htm\" title=\"Chippewa Lake Park\" target=\"_blank\">Chippewa Lake Park &#8211; Pictures of an abandoned amusement park<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.defunctparks.com\/parks\/parks.htm\" title=\"Old abandoned parks\" target=\"_blank\">More abandoned parks at DefunctPark.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnydump.com\/category\/1-movies\/33541-herding_the_cat_at_6_weeks_old.html\" title=\"Cat and puppies\" target=\"_blank\">Heh&#8230;cat gets punked by herd of puppies<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Early American Cookbook Entry: 1.) Hit food on head with hammer. 2.) Throw on fire. Architecture in the &#8217;70s reflects the family spiritual encentives of that time period and often illustrates the monotonous homogeneity we live in today. Take, for instance, the family fire. Is your kitchen centerpiece a fireplace with built in grill? No? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/spookyblue.com\/spookyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}