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                              Here 
                              we see that the frame has miraculously turned 
                              blue.  That was fortunate since it was the 
                              exact shade that we had planned to paint it. 
                              
                              Next, 
                              we began puzzling out the carpeting.  If you 
                              have at your disposal a very goal-oriented girl 
                              friend who also has sewing skills, or a 
                              latent talent for origami, I recommend 
                              that she be appointed el jefe over this portion of 
                              the project. 
                              I 
                              would have been happy with a hunk of carpet 
                              nailed to a piece of plywood, but the lovely and 
                              talented "The Chick" was having none of that.  
                              She says it's like wrapping a present.  If 
                              that really is the case, then I probably would 
                              have accidentally suffocated myself or stapled my
                              foot to the floor.  |