No, I'm not Stephen #$!@ Foster.  I'm an undertaker.

Ash from "Army of Darkness" brandishes his grafted chainsaw and boom stick.

In 8" heels, the lovely Lady Latex can dust the tops of ceiling fans with ease.

I can't think of a caption good enough for this photo.

There are plenty of bony snacks walking around the graveyard.

Back inside, Hannah models as a "greaser".

Looking like young Marlon Brando, not like old fat Marlon Brando in "Apocalypse Now".

Satisfied with her costume, Hannah fetches her treat pumpkin.  Saul, meanwhile, still can't decide how he wants to dress up.   Continue...